This deliciously funny take on the master of suspense stars favorite leading man Cary Grunt, and features a bevy of blonde co-stars from movies past - including Eva Marie Sinner, Tipsi Headspin, Dorisand Vera Mileage.

Hitch himself sets the stage in the comfy club car of the Southern Loon Unlimited, but it quickly becomes a "psycho" train ride as wr|onged man Roger Hornthrill (a.k.a. Cary Grunt) gets framed for the murder of tennis star Andre Odyssey. Deception and silliness abound as the handsome Grunt is pursued by predatory blondes, blackbirds and bad guys - with a detour to the Bates Motel - climaxing with the famous chase scene across the carving on Stone Mountain.

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The new owner fires Chick, the team manager. The first thing the new manager, Casey Steinum, will have to do is solve Chick's murder. Who would murder the ex-manager? Perhaps someone wanting to ruin the career of the first-ever female manager.

It is 1959, and you are at Elizabeth Borden High School for a "Welcome Back to School" sock hop. This is the very school where those characters from the songs went to school—Johnny B. Goode, Mack de Knife, Long Tall Sally, Runaround Sue, and many more. Come dressed in '50s attire or the school colors of red and orange. Over 300 recorded '50s and '60s songs are played during the evening.

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While on vacation at Grossfingers Resort, Rolf Crampton and Ted Snorton find that all the evidence points toward them in Tricky Dixie's murder. Malice Crampton has gone to get the sheriff. It is urgent that Rolf and Ted discover the real culprit before they find themselves in jail.

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Someone is out to have Mardi Gras cancelled. To do so, they kill off members of the Mardi Gras Crewe of the Blackened Celluleet at the parade's headquarters. The New Orleans police move in. No one escapes Inspector Levee Bayou and Officer Butchie.

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John Revolta invites you to join him at the grand opening of his new dance club, The D.D.T!! His hot-to-trot, disco-dancing partner Dinghy Delirium will join John for this once-in-a-lifetime event!! Grab your best platform shoes and your grooviest hot pants to prepare yourself for a night at the hottest dance club in lower Queens.

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Hydra Cortizone, matriarch of the infamous Cortizone family has requested your presence at the first formal "family gathering" since the assassination of her husband. After her only surviving son, Cheeto, checks your weapon, you can mingle with other great M Bosses until your hostess is ready to start the meeting. Many of your lives have been bettered by the generosity extended to you by the Cortizone family, and now it is time for payback. The family would consider it a personal favor.

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DESPERATE HOUSEKEEPERS by Nita Hardy

Frizette Schizo feels rescued by her ‘heavenly housekeeper' - her home has a spit shine. Then one day, Frizette finds the maid dead on the ironing board - permanently pressed! Question is...Can Frizette suspect her kids and still be a good mother? Things really start to heat up when Susan Clumsy's maid ends up in the dryer on ‘high cotton'. Then there's the mysterious note found at the scene of the equally mysterious ‘hit and run' involving Grabby Sleaze's former lawn boy and Brie's twin sister. But that's another story...or is it?

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