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THE WHEEL OF MURDER by Nita Hardy
Through November 22, 2003
Pat Hijack has broken off from the major networks, and founded his own game show channel! Anchoring his new business venture is his own very popular game show "THE WHEEL OF MURDER," hosted by Pat himself with his very curvy counterpart Vanna Light. Contrary to popular belief, the iconic game show host is not loved by all. His tempestuous nature has resulted in more on-set terminations and verbal assaults than a single taping of "Rosanne." I would love to report that Pat makes amends, and lives happily ever after, but then we wouldnęt have a mystery on our hands, would we? The question is how does one narrow the field of suspects? Seemingly, everybody has a motive to take a crack at Hijack.
THE HO-HO HOMICIDE by Nita Hardy
November 29-December 31, 2003
Atlanta's infamous southern belle, Miss Charlotte, has gotten herself shot, stabbed and strangled! Or has she? "The Ho Ho Homicide" is a spirited holiday whodunit that will have you howling! '40s-style detective, Nick Saint, is on the trail of ex-lovers, greedy relatives, and sidewalk Santas. Hungry for laughs?
GOLDBLADDER (A James Bond spoof) by Nita Hardy
January 3-April 10, 2004
Double-O-Sevenish is back! And so is Goldbladder, ruthless as ever, and bent on "going for the gold" without competing in the Olympics. Bombshells Ursula Undress and Booty Everywhere join in the gold rush, as Blonde's side-splitting adventures take him to exotic locations in Washington, London and lower Alabama.
BLOOD, SWEAT & TOGAS by Nita Hardy
April 17-August 14, 2004
Travel in from the provinces to see this delightful send-up of modern-day wrestling set in ancient Rome. It's 185 A.D., and superstar wrestler Gluteus Mad Maximus ("The Gladiator") wants to win his
freedom before he loses his life. But Emperor Commodeus is promoting one last death match—the "Fray in Pompeii"—where Gluteus will face his toughest opponents: Goldberg the Goth, Painacea, Goddess of the Hurt, and The Colossus of Dusty Rhodes. Donęt miss "Blood, Sweat and
Togas."
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