THE MODEL, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE by Nita Hardy

January 12- April 12

Call the fashion police! A designer Halloween costume contest turns into a real fright-fest when runway models turn up deader than last year’s Tommy Gravedigger collection. Is it the killer designs or the curse of Calvin Clone? The answer will have you in stitches! It’s “The Model, the Witch and the Wardrobe”, a new comedy mystery written by Nita Hardy. Fashion Week is approaching and Tim Son-of-a-Gun is on pins and needles with excitement. Why? Because, it’s down to the underwire for the designers competing to win...“Project Screamway”! The show’s host, Heidi Boom Boom, greets the challengers with her usual phrase: “In fashion, one day you’re hip and the next day you’re zip!” To the horror of the designers, Heidi reveals that the challenge involves creating a witch costume that movie star Nicole Killman will wear in her next picture, the sequel to “Be-Twitched”. But before the thread hits the black satin, the runway models start dopping faster than 1930’s hemlines. Is there a pattern here? And who will be eliminated next?! Witnesses and suspects include Project Screamway judges Michael Korset and Tia Maria Garcia (fashion director of Swell Magazine), designers Diane Von Thirsty Bird, Salvatore Furry Llamas and Coo Coo Chanel, and actors Howly Berry and Matt Demon. Hungry for laughs? Join us for “The Model, the Witch and the Wardrobe”

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LAW AND ODER by Nita Hardy

April 18- August 9

“Law & Odor: O.P.U.” finds Crisco and Slogan working the Olfactory Police Unit. At O.P.U., they only get the cases that really stink. Infamous celebrity socialite Venice Hellion (from the hit show “The Stupid Life”) falls from her Central Park penthouse. Or was she pushed by someone? Her sister, Snooki, perhaps? Our cops must follow their noses to sniff out the “perp” with a penchant for contraband gourmet food! Suspects and witnesses include Justin Timberleak, Ivana Aquittal, Pops Ripple, Leon Sternly, Cocoa Puff Daddy, Miranda Warning and Peak-a-boo Chalet, to name a few. District attorneys Ben Waterstone and Gabby Carbuncle take on this fancy food case, much to the chagrin of their boss,Adam Shaft, who just wants to get it off his plate!

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PIZZA DRIVER by Nita Hardy

August 15- November 15

Taxi driver turned pizza delivery man Bobby Dinero is making a killing! But he’s not filling bad guys full of lead - he’s filling bellies full of pizza! He and his partner Marty Scorcheesy are making the best pizza in New York City. These wise guys are rolling in dough - now everybody wants a “pizza” of the action! The New York underbelly is never satisfied. The Mob families want their slice - with Italian sausage and greenbacks. The Broadway big shots want their slice - with lots of ham and some scenery to chew on. But somebody wants the whole pie - with sliced Dinero and extra Scorcheesy! Among the players in this spicy spoof are Mama Scorcheesy, mobsters Tony Contralto, Alfredo Corleoni and Connie Francis Ford Coppola Corleoni, Mafia princesses Goldie and Gertie Gotti, and Like’za Mennelly. Laughs are the main topping in this witty bite of the Big Apple, so pick up the phone and call out for “Pizza Driver: Murder by the Slice”

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A HOLIDAY RECIPE FOR MURDER by Nita Hardy

November 22- January 9

Murder is on the menu in “A Holiday Recipe for Murder”. The Food Channel stars are teaming up for their holiday special! But, tempers boil over when celebrity cooks Rachel Raisin, Emerald the Gassy and Paula Bean go stir crazy in Kitchen Arena, and somebody ends up battered and ‘cran-buried’! The joy of cooking IT AIN’T! This holiday cook-off looks more like a boxing match with oven mitts! And the secret ingredient in this culinary battle isn’t raw eggs, it’s raw EGO! Witnesses and suspects include Cast Iron Chef Bobby Fillet, Ima Garden Salad, Terry Yaki, Alton Brown n’ Serve, Candy and Sugar Cane, Sandra Leek and many more. Hungry for laughs? Join us for “A Holiday Recipe for Murder

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