ALABAMA JONES AND THE TRAILER PARK OF DOOM!
Friday & Saturday Nights
February 13 - August 7, 2010
Alabama Jones is up to his red neck in danger when he finds the original velvet Elvis painting and a secret cult of Bubba Worshipers. His comic quest leads him to tornado country - where a haunted junkyard, a Martian spaceship, and the Trailer Park of Doom await!
"Bamy" reunites with his old flame Jewel - a waitress at the International House of Grits (the IHOG) in Mistakey, Alabama. Someone is out to kill her, but knocks off the IHOG cook by mistakey.
Jewel and "Bamy" hit the two-lane blacktop on a whirlwind journey - encountering ghosts, aliens, booby traps and a twister that whisks them into the heart of the Trailer Park of Doom!
Characters include Harley Davidson, Ima Globetrotter, Weatherman Stormy Day, The Boogie Woman, Prozac the Martian Leader and Mona Lisa Marie Presley to name a few. Join us for this hilarious spoof of the famous adventurer - another great killer comedy written by Nita Hardy - "Alabama Jones and the Trailer Park of Doom!"
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CAT ON A HOT TIN STREETCAR
August 14 - November 13, 2010
Tennessee Williams himself would love this spoof that combines his most famous characters into one wild and woolly family! Blanche Boudoir and Manly Cole-Slawski fatefully lock horns again at Fat Daddy's birthday party. Only this time, it's not just madness - it's MURDER!
The various branches of this family of southern loons have gathered to await Fat Daddy's return from the Mustard and Mayo Clinic. The family tree includes the St. Louis Menagerie, the Mississippi Moneygrubbers and the New Orleans Saints and Sinners.
At every turn, it's a surprise party. Laura Dingfield has shed her shyness - and overcome her chronic lisp - to become a business tycoon! Naggie the Cat and her hunky husband Block finally put Scooter's ghost behind them, so to speak. And Fat Daddy reveals the secret to his miracle cure for Shingles, with one noisome side effect!
The barbs, sparks and fur flies in this wildly witty southern satire dripping with lunacy, laughter and the powerful smell of verbosity! Suspects and witnesses include Susta Woman, Mason Dixon, Rose Tattoo, Bobby Cue, Flannelly O'Cotton and many more!
Catch the streetcar named Desire, transfer to Cemeteries and fasten your seatbelts! It's Nita Hardy's rollicking southern satire "Cat on a Hot Tin Streetcar!"
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2010 CHRISTMAS AT THE MYSTERY CAFÉ:
HOLIDAY HAM-ICIDE
November 19, 2010 - January 8, 2011
The hammy actor in the annual holiday show "A Christmas Scare All" is mysteriously murdered by another holiday ham¿of the honey-baked variety! The ham played Scrooge offstage as well, so everyone is a suspect. "Holiday HAM-icide" is a hilarious look behind the scenes at a mystery dinner theatre where the show must go on, while hunting for the ham-handed killer!
"A Christmas Scare All" is the theatre's big money maker, so they can't afford to close down for a murder investigation. Various audience members must fill in for the dead actor's character of "Scrood," and also take parts as snippy waiters, nervous stage hands, insecure actors. and greedy owners.
The suspicious cast of characters includes Bob Marley's ghost, Tiny Tom, Bob Scratchit and his wife Mrs. Scratchit, and the always-angry Ghost of Christmas Pissed. The pork belly laughs abound as the cast must find the killer before the curtain falls, or it's "curtains" for the theatre!
Hungry for laughs? Pig out at "Holiday HAM-icide," a new comedy-mystery written by Nita Hardy. Call now to make your reservations. What could be a better Christmas gift than dinner and a show at The Mystery Café?
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